I don't really have time for a proper post, so I'll just drop this one in here to tide you over. Warning: this is really outrageous. Absolutely hilarious, but outrageous. One line in particular. And you'll know it when you get to it. This was on a tip from the fountainhead of webgems, Screenhead, and was apparently a failed pilot for Channel 102, this online DIY tv channel type of thing, which has a slightly clearer video version of the clip here.