Thursday, March 30, 2006

Business Casual Stag Devil Death Boy

I'm about at the halfway point of the rough draft layout of the Business Casual Stag Devil Death Boy graphic novel (aka grown-up's comic book) and it looks a little something like this ------->

Hopefully, I'll be done with the rough draft phase by the end of June. So, assuming I don't get lead poisoning, there's a decent chance that the final product will be done by the end of the year. Then there's just that little part about getting it published and distributed. piece of cake.

Good news:

- journalist Jill Carroll (UMass alumni) was released by her captors in Iraq.
- Jack Abramoff got 6 years in jail.
- I leave the corporate world tomorrow.
- 8 and 1/2 days without a peep from the douchebag.

Word of warning:

- don't get sucked into the buzz about George Mason, the cinderalla team in the Final Four, this weekend. Karl Rove went there. ergo, evil. Go Gators.


Sean said...

That looks absolutely incredible!

Dewy24 said...

comments on your post:

-are your new pair of stan smith's actually going to be part of "BCSDDB"?
-great news about Jill Carroll. my guess is coach cal and camby got some cash together for her release.
-hope jack-off enjoys prison life.
-any hijinks planned for you last day and if so can i suggest a dump in your cubicle? not very original but quite effective.
-i hate to say it but you will never escape dave roberts.
-and lastly i've got $20 on the anti-roves.

Dan said...

thanks. Business Casual Stag Devil Death Boy does not fuck around. Ask Dearest Cupcake. She referred to him as "business casual boy" and was severely scolded.

Dan said...

to dewy24:

- my stan smiths are going to kick the ass of anyone who fucks with Business Casual Stag Devil Death Boy.
- yeah, after Jack Welch and Richard Gere refused to pony up.
- once Kenny Boy and Scooter land in the clink, I'd like to see a nice family portrait of all 3 of them with the Shrub.
- according to the terms of the agreement I signed, I forfeit all severance pay and benefits if I defecate anywhere other than the designated areas on my last day. I believe the cubicle is off limits. I'll check.
- I'm seriously concerned that he moved into 86 Norfolk Street. That would be ... oh god...
- all SEC final?

Dewy24 said...

i'm going to stop trying to think of jill carroll "refuse to lose" and "rage in a cage" jokes because a.) if you didn't go to Umass in the 90's it won't make any sense and b.) i just realized that the comic possibilities are pretty limited.

Dan said...

also, she just got over a presumably harrowing kidnapping experience in Iraq and I don't think she would appreciate us joking around about it when she reads this.

yes. when she reads this. the VTK has wide appeal.

Dewy24 said...

actually it didn't sound much worse than what i imagine your typical day at fido is like.;_ylt=ApFbKCO6TQMOqP7V0lfPcAOs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--

Dan said...

true. sometimes they hit me.

Dearest Cupcake said...

Death Stag Business Devil Casual Boy,

I said I was freakin sorry, okay?

Dan said...

Business Casual Stag Devil Death Boy does not appear to be upset over the issue. He is exuding a general sense of indifference.

two updates related to this post:

1. McGee broke the silence yesterday late afternoon. But only to walk (clomp) around the apartment for a bit and move some chairs and shit. And it's been quiet ever since. And yes, I'm sure it was him. You could put me in a gulag and noriega my ass for thirty years and I'd still recognize that clomp. But it's quiet now, so ...
2. Last day = today. I'm off to sever the ties! hasta ...