Tits and Swallows

The birds! I was talking about the birds.
















If you’re wondering why I’m diverging from the usually staid material that is posted on Von Trapper Keeper and indulging my more juvenile side (and if you’re not wondering that, I need to reevaluate my content), I assure you it is not gratuitous filthy flarn. I’m trying to get flagged by the firewall at my friend’s middle school, since it doesn’t currently block this site (even after the whole Rasputin’s genitals thing). And, no, my friend does not attend the middle school; he runs it. That’s right. I count school principals amongst my readers. This is a respected publication.

(But if you are looking for a little T and S, see here and here.)