Monday, March 26, 2007

Lap Dance

I have a tad of a reputation in some circles as being somewhat creepy. It's that gray area creepiness that's sort of a combination of conscious comic creepiness and actual creepiness. I've even made light of it with the Creepy VTK photo series on this blog. But there comes a time when one stands back and takes stock of his/her creepiness. And there comes a time when the creepiness of others reveals itself and one sees just where he/she is on the spectrum. I have just discovered that I am a mere tadpole in the giant slimy swamp of human creepiness. I give you Lap Dance:

see also: Eat Me Pizza Song

and: Nursing Home Prisoner

Rosa Parks they asked to sit at the back of the bus.
Then they wouldn't let the black man vote
So from Selma they did march
Now they've locked away my Mom, and she isn't even black!


Zelda Blue said...

This guy is a masterpiece. 'Makes you appreciate your world just that much more, y'know?

Dan said...

and yet he seems like a nice enough guy if you look at his youtube profile and this:

oh, Goneviral69. What are we going to do with you?

Dewy24 said...

It's pretty creepy of you to make me watch that.

Dan said...

such is my way.

Kristin said...

His 4th hit should be called: "It puts the Lotion in the Basket"

You seem more creepy now for knowing where to find stuff like this....and for being the president of this guy's fan club.

Dan said...

And you didn't think I could get any creepier. I told you. I told you I could.

Duffless said...

Is he single? I'm looking.

Dan said...

Dancing, dancing, wild dancing!
Dancing, dancing on high!
Dancing, dancing, crazy lady!
Dancing, dancing, seductress!

Duffless said...

I just want to give the guy his lapdance, is that so wrong?

And maybe have him do the imaginary head in the naughty area mime, with his headset on.

Dan said...

I'm thinking he would allow it.

Dearest Cupcake said...

I want him to stop calling me "you tuber." And I can't believe I watched one whole video. Ashamed that I watched all three. I feel dirty.

Dan said...

what? "Goneviral69" made you feel dirty?