I have a tad of a reputation in some circles as being somewhat creepy. It's that gray area creepiness that's sort of a combination of conscious comic creepiness and actual creepiness. I've even made light of it with the Creepy VTK photo series on this blog. But there comes a time when one stands back and takes stock of his/her creepiness. And there comes a time when the creepiness of others reveals itself and one sees just where he/she is on the spectrum. I have just discovered that I am a mere tadpole in the giant slimy swamp of human creepiness. I give you Lap Dance:
see also: Eat Me Pizza Song
and: Nursing Home Prisoner
Rosa Parks they asked to sit at the back of the bus.
Then they wouldn't let the black man vote
So from Selma they did march
Now they've locked away my Mom, and she isn't even black!