tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post2314300284414917375..comments2023-08-06T05:13:26.415-04:00Comments on Von Trapper Keeper: It's the Ascension, Bitches!Dan Nolanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-26427753244671635812008-01-28T02:06:00.000-05:002008-01-28T02:06:00.000-05:00Thanks, DC! thirty five and still alive.Thanks, DC! thirty five and still alive.Dan Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-85025249934663639522008-01-28T00:06:00.000-05:002008-01-28T00:06:00.000-05:00Happy Birthday, VTK!Happy Birthday, VTK!Dearest Cupcakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275589762737583498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-6995940079234067392008-01-27T17:25:00.000-05:002008-01-27T17:25:00.000-05:00Alls I know is that I ain't going out like Big Bab...Alls I know is that I ain't going out like Big Baby Jesus Dirt McGirt! And that's a fact, Jack.Dan Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-29654551009844742452008-01-26T13:51:00.000-05:002008-01-26T13:51:00.000-05:00Man, you stop going to church for a couple of deca...Man, you stop going to church for a couple of decades, and next thing you know they've changed all the rules on you. I never know what's going on anymore.Michael5000https://www.blogger.com/profile/10148584819327475239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-47754044121521865582008-01-26T12:45:00.000-05:002008-01-26T12:45:00.000-05:00Jesus probaly had a better jump shot than the "bir...Jesus probaly had a better jump shot than the "birdman" but had some trouble with the low post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-2702010322388411642008-01-26T03:01:00.000-05:002008-01-26T03:01:00.000-05:00oh mutherfuker; it's 11:59 but this ain't getting ...oh mutherfuker; it's 11:59 but this ain't getting sent until 12:00 (my time; SF time). Happy birthday. 25 ain't so bad....akboognishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12552719022086863177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-78422095275134494022008-01-25T19:45:00.000-05:002008-01-25T19:45:00.000-05:00Um, theologically I think you're a little off here...Um, theologically I think you're a little off here, Dan-o. The whole death, resurrection, ascension thing happened over three days, not three years. <BR/><BR/>There are several people, however, who departed this realm at age 35. While not Jesus-like in their stature, they are noteworthy in their own regard. To wit:<BR/><BR/>•W.A. Mozart, cocktail lounge piano player/part-time jingle composer<BR/>•Ol' Dirty Bastard, Wu Tang Clan founder<BR/>•John Henry Williams, Fenway cryopreserver <BR/>•Rusty, beloved San Francisco Zoo orangutan <BR/>•Bob Stinson, Replacements guitarist<BR/>•Luis Barragan, president of 1-800-MATTRESS<BR/>•Gao Feng, Chinese Pop Star<BR/>•Jessica Savitch, NBC news anchor<BR/>•Charlie Parker, jazz saxaphonist<BR/>•Meriwether Lewis, depressive continent crosser<BR/>•Stevie Ray Vaughn, double trouble causer<BR/>•Erik Andriesse, Dutch painter of skulls and skeletons<BR/>•Domino Harvey, lesbian bounty hunter <BR/><BR/>To clarify on that last one, Domino was a bounty hunter who preferred the company of women, not a bounty hunter who hunted women who prefer the company of women. For the full scoop, look for the 2006 biopic starring Keira Knightley.<BR/><BR/>There is no way you can make this stuff up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com