tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post115180712669050351..comments2023-08-06T05:13:26.415-04:00Comments on Von Trapper Keeper: The QuartersDan Nolanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1152153783695440182006-07-05T22:43:00.000-04:002006-07-05T22:43:00.000-04:00I definitely think that there are certain situatio...I definitely think that there are certain situations in which a PK is appropriate, like when a non-keeper uses his hand to stop a goal or when a player has a clear chance at a goal and is taken down. But for other ticky tack fouls in the box, I like your idea about the throw in.<BR/><BR/>I like the 3 substitution thing though. Makes it interesting.<BR/><BR/>Fuge from thedoubledeuce.blogspot.com also suggested the idea about forcing a writher to sit out for a period of time, but without the sub so your team would be a man down. He suggested 2 minutes. I like 4 minutes. They would definitely think twice before rolling around.Dan Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1152149766333957922006-07-05T21:36:00.000-04:002006-07-05T21:36:00.000-04:00The PK is much too nuclear an option. I think most...The PK is much too nuclear an option. I think most fouls should result in the opposing team being awarded possesion with a free throw. Truly flagrant fouls should result in, bear with me, a timed man advantage (see Penalty Box.)<BR/><BR/>By the way, the whole three substitutions, once subbed for can't return, thing is stupid. It's a 90 minute sprinting contest, why not mix it up with fresh legs? Wouldn't that be more entertaining? This would allow for my other new rule, which is that any player writhing on the ground must be immediately subbed for and must leave the field for at least 10 minutes. That should cut down on the flim-flammery.<BR/><BR/>How do I get in touch with FIFA?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1152144721780321522006-07-05T20:12:00.000-04:002006-07-05T20:12:00.000-04:00again, I am in the odd position of defending Engla...again, I am in the odd position of defending England: They did play a man down for the last 60 minutes of the match. Prior to that, I thought they played Portugal pretty evenly and most of the people I was watching the match with agreed.<BR/><BR/>As Portugal just got eliminated, I don't really want to get into bashing them, so I'll just address the issue of diving in general. I'm sure I'll be labeled as naive for the following, but: I think diving is a form of dirty play. It's cheating. It's punishable by yellow card, according to the rules. That everyone does it doesn't make it any more palatable. It's dirty deceptiveness. If you want to criticize A-Rod for slapping the ball out of Arroyo's glove, and I know you all do, then you have to be equally critical of any player that dives in soccer and critical of the sport for tolerating it. One of the problems with soccer is that it is too black and white in its punishment. It's free kick, penalty kick, yellow card, red card. This results in the refs being reticent to A. call certain fouls in the box, since the only result is a PK; and B. punish dives, since the only form of punishment is a yellow card (you're not going to give team 1 a free kick if team 2 dives, because team 1 probably retained possession). So players know that they can probably get away with diving because even if the ref doesn't buy it, he's probably not going to give them a card. He could, but it's a chance they're willing to take because there's a set piece for their team and a possible card for the other team if they get away with it. For all the cards that were shown in this Cup (and they set the yellow and red card records), there weren't that many for dives. Maybe 5? I can only remember a couple.Dan Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1152138644492606552006-07-05T18:30:00.000-04:002006-07-05T18:30:00.000-04:00I think you are both right and wrong. Portugal had...I think you are both right and wrong. Portugal had some beautiful and inspired play but they do go flying at the drop of a hat (See Figo). England, on the other hand did not play anywhere near the level of Portugal, and got exactly what they deserved.<BR/><BR/>Is diving dirty? I think it is what it is. As things currently stand, you are rewarded for playing up contact more often than not, so it can be considered savvy. On the other hand, it is, in my opinion, the biggest obstacle to this sport being embraced by the United States.<BR/><BR/>I am officially rooting for "Not France" in the finals.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1152127119303964422006-07-05T15:18:00.000-04:002006-07-05T15:18:00.000-04:00speaking of 'ian-Ron, sorry bout your luck Kenny B...speaking of 'ian-Ron, sorry bout your luck Kenny Boy.Dan Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1152126990631519582006-07-05T15:16:00.000-04:002006-07-05T15:16:00.000-04:00interesting. The French and German crowd is relen...interesting. The French and German crowd is relentlessly booing 'ian-Ron right now. They must love the English.<BR/><BR/>who gives a shit about a fight after a match? at least they played clean during the matches.Dan Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1152126595630081962006-07-05T15:09:00.000-04:002006-07-05T15:09:00.000-04:00I've figured out your hidden agenda. You are hell ...I've figured out your hidden agenda. You are hell bent on labeling Portugal as the dirtiest team in the tournament in order to deflect attention from the most egregious violation of fair play and display of poor sportsmanship in Argentina's pathetic temper tantrum after their defeat to Germany. Way to go out with dignity. Submit to the mighty Portugal, Nolinho. You will be a happier man.Dewy24https://www.blogger.com/profile/10716643865474299323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1152122093287490412006-07-05T13:54:00.000-04:002006-07-05T13:54:00.000-04:00classic. always with the Yankees trash talking.I ...classic. always with the Yankees trash talking.<BR/><BR/>I didn't mention who I was rooting for in the Hot Dog Competition because I'm blogging about it right now (and I won't get into how you blew me and my hot dog party off).<BR/><BR/>also, a quick update: I just talked to Joel who spent 2 weeks in Ireland during the World Cup and he put the percentage of people that were rooting for England at 50%. It's not your da's Ireland.<BR/><BR/>And of course other teams are diving. Of course it's part of the game now and of course it would be stupid not to recognize that and take advantage of it. All I'm saying, as we've discussed offline, is that Portugal is the worst offender. by far, in my opinion. They played in the dirtiest match of the Cup and 2 out of the 3 dirtiest matches of the Cup (Italy v US being the 3rd), and their opposition in those matches played considerably cleaner against other opponents. And England was the least carded team of the Cup prior to playing Portugal, and then when they play them they're fouling (or getting called for "fouls") left and right. What do all 3 of those matches have in common?Dan Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1152120836829766792006-07-05T13:33:00.000-04:002006-07-05T13:33:00.000-04:00I'm not saying Portugal doesn't dive. They do but ...I'm not saying Portugal doesn't dive. They do but I don't think they do it more than other teams and I don't think they are cheating when they do it. Nor do I think it is a "dirty" tactic. Exploiting a weak referee is smart play. Italy was flopping all over the field yesterday when it was in their interest to slow the game down. Thierry Henri acted like he was shot in the face in the France/Spain game which set up their equalizing goal. There are countless other examples of diving in the World Cup and the only consistency in the complaints is that they always come from the losing side.<BR/><BR/>I also find it curious that you didn’t mention who you supported in the Kobayashi/Chestnut match or that the Yankees lost 19-1 to the 4th place Cleveland Indians last night. What’s up with that?Dewy24https://www.blogger.com/profile/10716643865474299323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1152118411526899212006-07-05T12:53:00.000-04:002006-07-05T12:53:00.000-04:00Surprise, surprise, dewy24 disagrees with me. Sur...Surprise, surprise, dewy24 disagrees with me. Surprise surprise, he makes it a Yankees issue. Surprise, surprise, he roots for the team supported by all the people around him (in this case, Portugal, where he used to live) and defends them unquestioningly. Surprise surprise, he doesn't actually respond to the allegations that Portugal is a dirty dive team. <BR/><BR/>Gloves are off, sure. But you just punched the dude next to me. What the fuck do I care about England? But do you really think that all the criticism directed towards Portugal is reflexive anti-Latin racism? Just because a team is Latin doesn't mean they're being falsely accused of Latin stereotypes. Watch the games. I'm not the only one saying this about Portugal (and I'm not saying it about Italy, which is the more common target of reflexive anti-latinism). And it's not like I've always hated Portugal. I've rooted for them in the past, with you, and I actually went into the Holland match rooting for them (mildly albeit). Their quality of play has directed me to my current distaste for linguica. Are they creative and super talented? Absolutely. Maybe that's why it enrages me that they choose to play dirty anyways. They don't have to. (btw, it was very creative of them to not score on England when a man up for 60 minutes and wait for them to self-destruct in PKs (though I should mention here my glaring omission in this post, which is to give props to Ricardo who was absolutely unconscious in those PKs (and w/out a cheat sheet like Lehmann) and has played superbly all Cup)).<BR/><BR/>95% of Man-U's fan base is Irish? Doubt that. Irish despise the English team? Hate to tell you but I doubt that too. It's no longer universally true that all Irish despise the English team. As "the troubles" recede in many's minds, as "the Celtic Tiger" continues to bring prosperity and transform the country, as its residents become more worldly, as they continue to root for members of the English team through their EPL teams, as they continue to share cultural similarities with their neighbor, they continue to despise the team less. What used to be despising is now more often only a mild distaste if not actually rooting for the English team. To the point where I (the Irish American) found myself disliking England (because of vestiges of Irish nationalism) more than most Irish I know.<BR/><BR/>In case you were blinded by the light of even the slightest criticism of your beloved Portugal, I should point out that I concluded that the red card was probably justified (if given for a combo of the 2 fouls) and was critical of Rooney.<BR/><BR/>And lastly, I won't even respond to your stupid criticism of my support of World Cup teams having any relation to my Yankeefandom, because it's stupid.<BR/><BR/>Cristiano is an anagram for Anticriso, which is "Antichrist" in Portuguese. Just sayin'.Dan Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1152106742016418252006-07-05T09:39:00.000-04:002006-07-05T09:39:00.000-04:00Ok. I hope your sweater is tied down because the g...Ok. I hope your sweater is tied down because the gloves are coming off. Bitch all you want about a justified red card for an indescribably stupid move by Rooney. Portugal won because they are the much more talented team that has been chronically underestimated by the fraudulent VTK Power Rankings. If England had a player with half the creativity of Figo or Christiano Ronaldo they would have won something in the last 40 years and not be reflexively blaming their defeats on Latin cheaters. Ronaldo could care less what the English fans think of him because he plays for Man. U. whose fan base is 95% Irish that, by the way, despise the English team. Also I must say it doesn't surprise me one bit that a Yankee fan is supporting Argentina and Germany and not a legitimate underdog like Portugal. Why don't you add Brazil and Italy so you'd have 90% of the World Cup winners covered. Let me venture a guess who you were rooting for in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest yesterday. Was it Kobayashi? I knew it!Dewy24https://www.blogger.com/profile/10716643865474299323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1151966422514181182006-07-03T18:40:00.000-04:002006-07-03T18:40:00.000-04:00hmm. why are links getting cut off. don't know.r...hmm. why are links getting cut off. don't know.<BR/><BR/>re: Rooney Rage<BR/><BR/>The Daily Mirror, The Sun, and Fox Soccer News were reporting today that Rooney tried to run into the Portuguese locker room to attack 'ian-Ron, but was restrained, and that the following day he threatened to "split him in two" the next time they met. Rather than citing the tabloids and Fox, I waited for the story to develop. Sure enough, later this afternoon, ESPN/Soccernet has Rooney saying the following in an official statement:<BR/><BR/>"I bear no ill feeling to Cristiano but am disappointed that he chose to get involved. I suppose I do though have to remember that on that particular occasion we were not team-mates"<BR/><BR/>That's the official statement. Did he charge the room and unofficially promise to split him in two? Dunno. Maybe. I guess it doesn't matter. I'm only really following this because of the 7th grader in me that wants to chase the crowd that's yelling "fight! fight! fight!"Dan Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1151898543080736412006-07-02T23:49:00.000-04:002006-07-02T23:49:00.000-04:00http://football.guardian.co.uk/worldcup2006/story/...http://football.guardian.co.uk/worldcup2006/story/0,,1811389,00.html<BR/><BR/>"Cristiano Ronaldo was in no mood for making apologies last night. The Manchester United winger seemed untroubled by the complaints about his underhand tactics in Saturday's quarter-final, smiling broadly and shrugging his shoulders before reiterating that he does not expect to be playing in England next season.<BR/><BR/>... Terry reflected that it would be "interesting" the next time United and Chelsea faced each other, but Ronaldo already seems to have made up his mind that his time in England is all but done. The 21-year-old expressed a strong desire last week to join Real Madrid, much to the irritation of Sir Alex Ferguson, and when asked whether a deal had been completed behind the scenes he smiled again and, choosing his words carefully, answered: "I like Real Madrid. We'll see after the World Cup."<BR/><BR/>He was asked why he was smiling and it was put to him that his body language suggested he knew more than he was letting on. "We have to sign it first, then I will talk to you after the World Cup," he replied. "As I say, I like Real Madrid. Do I want to leave Manchester? I don't know. Maybe."<BR/><BR/>His confidence about becoming a Madrid player may partly explain why he was not worried about having to explain himself to Rooney and the possible reaction were he to remain in the Premiership next season."Dan Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1151893830933387842006-07-02T22:30:00.000-04:002006-07-02T22:30:00.000-04:00Merci. Vive la fromage.Merci. Vive la fromage.Dan Nolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981886295607717368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18246530.post-1151892975384996372006-07-02T22:16:00.000-04:002006-07-02T22:16:00.000-04:00I've got World Cup fever, i'm shaving my head too!...I've got World Cup fever, i'm shaving my head too! <BR/><BR/>Nice write up.Dufflesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07205781790739161241noreply@blogger.com