Saturday, July 20, 2013
As children, they assembled every Saturday morning in giddy, shaggy formation for dueling [Opposite Gender] Sucks parades around the block. The factions reached a hormone-fueled detente and mingled for a couple decades of sex and family values. But middle age brought a restlessness and a nostalgia for the fight. So, with old age, they renewed their Saturday morning assembly for the mature format of the parade: the forwarding of [Opposite Gender] Sucks emails.